Saturday, 14 August 2010
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Hello people! I am a budding photographer and I will be posting the best of my recent work on here for everyone to have a look at and give me their opinion. All of the work will be for sale. Please try and make some sort of comment about the photos bad or good it doesnt matter, it will be a great help! Keep checking back for new photos!
If your interested in purchasing prints of any of the photos on this page please dont hesitate to contact me for prices, print sizes and delivery options at igorsmenace@hotmail.com All photos on this site are in low resolution to stop them being reproduced by those pesky photo thieves, so the end product will look sharper, lighter and not pixelated.
Who Visited
My Favourite Quotes
"I've got a photographic memory, I just can't get the lens cap off"
"My computer beat me at chess the other day, but it was no match for me at kickboxing" Jimmy Carr
"A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, "Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?" I said, "All right, but we're not going to get much done." Jimmy Carr
"Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." David Brent
"If you treat the people around you with love and respect, they will never guess that you're trying to get them sacked." David Brent
"A problem shared is a problem halved, so is your problem really yours or just half of someone else's?" David Brent
"A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain. "
"If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation." David Brent
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
"Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe).Homer Simpson"
"If we're all God's children, whats so special about Jesus?" Jimmy Carr
"London is hosting the olypmics. It's going to spend 8 billion pounds. It'll probably be bankrupt. But you cant put a price on two bronze medals in cycling" Jimmy Carr
"You can't judge a book by it's cover, but you can tell the price" Jimmy Carr
"Boxers don't have sex before a fight, do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other" Jimmy Carr
"When people say they hear voices in their heads, as opposed to where exactly?hearing voices in your legs?... That's proper mental!" Jimmy Carr
"A friend of mine was boasting about his new bathroom: we've now got a walk-in shower! I said: how were you getting into it before?" Jimmy Carr
"People ask me-how do you relax? I put smartie tubes on cats legs to make them walk like robots......if I'm really stressed out I make them walk down the stairs, they look so confused" Jimmy Carr
"Hey - you want to feel really handsome? Go shopping at Asda" Brendon Burns
"My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs" Patrick Monahan
"I like to go into the Body Shop and shout out really loud -I've already got one!"Norman Lovett
"I was walking the streets of Glasgow the other week and I saw this sign: "This door is alarmed." I said to myself: "How do you think I feel?" Arnold Brown
"So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions"
"But I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite...one jar"
"My computer beat me at chess the other day, but it was no match for me at kickboxing" Jimmy Carr
"A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, "Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?" I said, "All right, but we're not going to get much done." Jimmy Carr
"Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." David Brent
"If you treat the people around you with love and respect, they will never guess that you're trying to get them sacked." David Brent
"A problem shared is a problem halved, so is your problem really yours or just half of someone else's?" David Brent
"A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain. "
"If you can keep your head when all around you have lost theirs, then you probably haven't understood the seriousness of the situation." David Brent
"Trying is the first step towards failure" Homer Simpson
"Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe).Homer Simpson"
"If we're all God's children, whats so special about Jesus?" Jimmy Carr
"London is hosting the olypmics. It's going to spend 8 billion pounds. It'll probably be bankrupt. But you cant put a price on two bronze medals in cycling" Jimmy Carr
"You can't judge a book by it's cover, but you can tell the price" Jimmy Carr
"Boxers don't have sex before a fight, do you know why that is? They don't fancy each other" Jimmy Carr
"When people say they hear voices in their heads, as opposed to where exactly?hearing voices in your legs?... That's proper mental!" Jimmy Carr
"A friend of mine was boasting about his new bathroom: we've now got a walk-in shower! I said: how were you getting into it before?" Jimmy Carr
"People ask me-how do you relax? I put smartie tubes on cats legs to make them walk like robots......if I'm really stressed out I make them walk down the stairs, they look so confused" Jimmy Carr
"Hey - you want to feel really handsome? Go shopping at Asda" Brendon Burns
"My dad is Irish and my mum is Iranian, which meant that we spent most of our family holidays in Customs" Patrick Monahan
"I like to go into the Body Shop and shout out really loud -I've already got one!"Norman Lovett
"I was walking the streets of Glasgow the other week and I saw this sign: "This door is alarmed." I said to myself: "How do you think I feel?" Arnold Brown
"So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions"
"But I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite...one jar"
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All images on this website are the property of Igor Kharchenko